Julie: Are you doing the football , Brain?

Brian: Yes, I've finished, Julie. I'm sure we'll win something this week.

Julie: You say that, but we never win anything! What will you do if you win a lot of money?

Brian: If I win a lot of money, I'll buy you a mink coat.

Julie: I don't want a mink coat! I want to see the world.

Brian: All right. If we a lot of money, we'll travel the world and we'll stay at the best . Then we'll return home and buy a big house in the country. We'll have a beautiful garden and...

Julie: But if we spend all that money we'll be again. What'll we do then?

Brian: If we spend all the money we'll try and win the football pools again.

Julie: It's a pleasant dream but everything on "if"!